4/08/2009

Evergreen Wallet

Go green. Save a tree. Kill an animal. Make a wallet.
Wood grain might be considered a tree's fingerprint, with each species showing a distinctive pattern. Hlaska reproduced the grain from actual pieces of ebony, cedar and pine, embossing the three different grains on smooth, vegetable-dyed leather.
$125 plus shipping
Evergreen Wallet [via StyleCrave]

4/02/2009

Necktie & Suit Wallets

Neckties are professional nooses. They only serve three purposes: applying discomfort, blowing your nose, and demonstrating the manly skill of knot tying.

$28.00 plus $6 shipping
Recycled Necktie & Suit Wallet [via Uncrate]

4/01/2009

Power Billfold

That's 220 volts of awesome right there. Unless you are American - then it's only 110 volts of awesome. Life is so unfair.

$28 plus $4 shipping
Power Bifold Wallet by QuietDoing

3/11/2009

Fat Wallet

Mmm, bacon. Check out the quarter pockets.

$23 plus $6 shipping
BRINGING THE BACON WALLET [via Random Good Stuff]

3/06/2009

Hictionary

wallet (n.)

A small leather pouch that you use to hold your pictures, video club membership cards, receipts and expired coupons and when one opens it up, one usually cries

Hictionary - Wallet

3/05/2009

Space Invaders Duct Tape Wallet

Hey, what's the dude on the right doing? Dropping a deuce. Downloading logs. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

$22 plus $4.50 shipping
Space invaders style duct tape wallet V2 by KMCdesigns

[See also: Atari duct tape wallet]

3/04/2009

DIY 8-Track Wallet

Do you have too much free time, too many 8-track tapes, and not enough wallets? Then either make a wallet or get a life, the choice is yours. Also check out the cassette tape wallet. When is somebody going to make a VHS wallet? A Beta tape wallet? An HD DVD wallet? And a William Shatner wallet? Take us out.

Tissupapers: Make an 8-Track Wallet [via Dollar Store Crafts]

3/03/2009

Loaded! Wallet

The picture is either a girl or a very effeminate guy. Also, who keeps their wallet in their left pocket? I'll tell you who - a lefty, and lefties are NOT to be trusted. This gender-ambiguous lefty is carrying a fake wad of cash, demonstrating his/her deceptive nature. You have to be careful who's posterior you check out - that's all I'm saying.

$20 plus $6 shipping

Loaded! Wallet by Fred & Friends [via Fashionably Geek]

3/02/2009

Mr. T Wallet

Mr. T Wallet = Awesomely Manly
Mr. T Man Bag = Acceptably Many
Mr. T Wallet + Mr. T Man Bag = Questionable

Wallet = $11, Man Bag = $20,
Shipping = $5, Awesome = Priceless

Mr T - Shut Up Fool Wallet and Man Bag via UberReview

2/28/2009

myDuctbills Review

OhGizmo has a very detailed review of myDuctbills. So you can either (a) pay $20 for a kit or (b) pay $5 for a roll of duct tape and figure it out. Being a cheapskate tinkerer, I'm inclined to figure it out.
I’m actually quite surprised how much I enjoyed the myDuctbills kit. If you’re a fan of DIY projects or love seeing the ’some assembly required’ warning on boxes then I guarantee you’ll have a good time with this.
OhGizmo Review - db clay myDuctbills Kit

2/27/2009

Tapebubba Wallet

Gaffer tape is for girls.
(And technically stagehands.)

$20 plus $2 shipping.

Navy with blue mosaic by tapebubba

2/26/2009

Shalgo Duct Tape Review

The Shalgo Duct Tape Wallet is brilliant. Urban Outfitters carries them for $20 plus $6 shipping.

A card inside the wallet says it was made by "Dutch duct tape ninjas." The colors and layout are aesthetically pleasing. Every seam is covered to minimize tackiness. The design is very clever.

It's a little expensive, but that's offset by the quality of construction. The wallet could use a few more credit card pockets, but I'm just being nitpicky.

Thank you, Dutch duct tape ninjas.

Duct Tape Wallet
by Shalgo

2/25/2009

jDUCT Atari Wallet

We had a Intellivision. That's right, I grew up on Burgertime. Little known trivia - the word "assault" comes from the root word "salt" which refers to the peppering of enemies in Burgertime.

But nobody cares about my childhood. Everyone makes Atari stuff; nobody makes Intellivision stuff. Screw you, jDUCT.

Atari Duct Tape Wallet by jDUCT [via technabob]

2/23/2009

Ducti Monster Review

Welcome to Duct Tape Week. Today's wallet is the Ducti Monster Wallet from Ace Hardware for $8.

This wallet wins points for a great design. Behind the 3 credit card pockets is a nifty flap which provides easy access to your most commonly used cards. The important seams are carefully constructed to minimize stickiness. It's simple and practical.

But Ducti loses points for cheating. The inside of the billfold is vinyl, not duct tape. This is an abomination to the purist.

In summary, it's practical, and the price is right. I'm willing to overlook some cheating.

2/20/2009

Robot Wallet

It's all fun and games until robots take over the world. Will the robots spare your life if you own this wallet? It couldn't hurt. It's $20 well spent.

Robot Takeover Wallet

2/19/2009

Jolly Roger Wallet

Avast, me hearties. Tis a fine day to sail the seas. These wallets be made by a saucy wench and set ye back but 37 pieces of eight. Carry ye booty in style, says I.

Sparkle Vinyl Pirate Wallet ARRRGGGGH by hippofabulous

2/18/2009

Cassette Tape Wallet

This funky, retro wallet cost $43. If you're under 20, this is a cassette. We used to put music on them when Michael Jackson was still black and MTV still played music videos.

designboom: cassette wallet [via lintcoat]

If you're handy or cheap, you can take the DIY route.

2/17/2009

The Orange Wallet

"It's orange. It's a wallet." I like it. $15 plus $2 shipping.

The Wallet - Orange by tinymeat

2/16/2009

Sesame Street Duct Tape Wallets

Nostalgia + Duct Tape = Awesome Wallet
These are some of my favorite creations. Each have a character on the front, with 6 slots for your cards (each can fit 2 or 3 cards) and a pocket for your money and reciepts.
At $13 each plus $3 for shipping, it's not a bad price. But where's the bird and the frog?

Sesame Street Duct Tape Wallets by ChelliChan