Record Wallet

This wallet is made out of a record. Some people still listen to these things, and I don't know why. They sound like static.

$135. That's only about $130 more than I'd pay. It might be worth more if Paul wasn't dead. Are you cheap like me? Check out the cassette tape wallet or the 8-track wallet.


Lightning Wallet

Black on black is pretty bad @$$ if you ask me. But I posted this for a another reason - so I could post another lightning wallet in the near future and make a lightning-strikes-twice joke. I'm hilarious, and you're welcome.

$24 plus $2.25 shipping
Lightning Bolt Wallet


Carbon Fiber Bifold

Hey, how cool is that? It's made of 100% cool cars with loud mufflers, and I want one. Not the wallet, I want a cool car with a loud muffler. The wallet is nice too, I guess.

$45 plus shipping
Carbon Fiber Bifold Wallet: Black / Green


"Man"stache Wallet

For Halloween this year, I'm going to grow a mustache, get a high and tight, and wear street clothes. That's right - I'm an undercover cop, and it's going to be awesome.

But this is no ordinary mustache - it's a "Man"stache. Just like I'm not ordinary blogger - I'm a "Man"ogger. You're welcome.

$24 plus $6 shipping
Manstache Wallet [via I Am The Trend]


Make a Duct Tape Wallet

Last night my duct tape wallet got bit by a spider, and this morning it looks like this. True story. Make your own, expose it to gamma radiation, and see what happens: