Record Wallet

This wallet is made out of a record. Some people still listen to these things, and I don't know why. They sound like static.

$135. That's only about $130 more than I'd pay. It might be worth more if Paul wasn't dead. Are you cheap like me? Check out the cassette tape wallet or the 8-track wallet.

$135
Beatles Abbey Road Record Wallet

"Man"stache Wallet

For Halloween this year, I'm going to grow a mustache, get a high and tight, and wear street clothes. That's right - I'm an undercover cop, and it's going to be awesome.

But this is no ordinary mustache - it's a "Man"stache. Just like I'm not ordinary blogger - I'm a "Man"ogger. You're welcome.

$24 plus $6 shipping
Manstache Wallet [via I Am The Trend]

Fat Wallet

Mmm, bacon. Check out the quarter pockets.

$23 plus $6 shipping
BRINGING THE BACON WALLET [via Random Good Stuff]

Loaded! Wallet

The picture is either a girl or a very effeminate guy. Also, who keeps their wallet in their left pocket? I'll tell you who - a lefty, and lefties are NOT to be trusted. This gender-ambiguous lefty is carrying a fake wad of cash, demonstrating his/her deceptive nature. You have to be careful who's posterior you check out - that's all I'm saying.

$20 plus $6 shipping

Loaded! Wallet by Fred & Friends [via Fashionably Geek]

Mr. T Wallet

Mr. T Wallet = Awesomely Manly
Mr. T Man Bag = Acceptably Many
Mr. T Wallet + Mr. T Man Bag = Questionable

Wallet = $11, Man Bag = $20,
Shipping = $5, Awesome = Priceless

Mr T - Shut Up Fool Wallet and Man Bag via UberReview

Jolly Roger Wallet

Avast, me hearties. Tis a fine day to sail the seas. These wallets be made by a saucy wench and set ye back but 37 pieces of eight. Carry ye booty in style, says I.

Sparkle Vinyl Pirate Wallet ARRRGGGGH by hippofabulous

The Orange Wallet

"It's orange. It's a wallet." I like it. $15 plus $2 shipping.

The Wallet - Orange by tinymeat