The picture is either a girl or a very effeminate guy. Also, who keeps their wallet in their left pocket? I'll tell you who - a lefty, and lefties are NOT to be trusted. This gender-ambiguous lefty is carrying a fake wad of cash, demonstrating his/her deceptive nature. You have to be careful who's posterior you check out - that's all I'm saying.
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Loaded! Wallet by Fred & Friends [via Fashionably Geek]