Necktie & Suit Wallets

Neckties are professional nooses. They only serve three purposes: applying discomfort, blowing your nose, and demonstrating the manly skill of knot tying.

$28.00 plus $6 shipping
Recycled Necktie & Suit Wallet [via Uncrate]

Power Billfold

That's 220 volts of awesome right there. Unless you are American - then it's only 110 volts of awesome. Life is so unfair.

$28 plus $4 shipping
Power Bifold Wallet by QuietDoing

Robot Wallet

It's all fun and games until robots take over the world. Will the robots spare your life if you own this wallet? It couldn't hurt. It's $20 well spent.

Robot Takeover Wallet