Fat Wallet

Mmm, bacon. Check out the quarter pockets.

$23 plus $6 shipping
BRINGING THE BACON WALLET [via Random Good Stuff]

Hictionary

wallet (n.)

A small leather pouch that you use to hold your pictures, video club membership cards, receipts and expired coupons and when one opens it up, one usually cries

Hictionary - Wallet

Space Invaders Duct Tape Wallet

Hey, what's the dude on the right doing? Dropping a deuce. Downloading logs. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

$22 plus $4.50 shipping
Space invaders style duct tape wallet V2 by KMCdesigns

[See also: Atari duct tape wallet]

DIY 8-Track Wallet

Do you have too much free time, too many 8-track tapes, and not enough wallets? Then either make a wallet or get a life, the choice is yours. Also check out the cassette tape wallet. When is somebody going to make a VHS wallet? A Beta tape wallet? An HD DVD wallet? And a William Shatner wallet? Take us out.

Tissupapers: Make an 8-Track Wallet [via Dollar Store Crafts]

Loaded! Wallet

The picture is either a girl or a very effeminate guy. Also, who keeps their wallet in their left pocket? I'll tell you who - a lefty, and lefties are NOT to be trusted. This gender-ambiguous lefty is carrying a fake wad of cash, demonstrating his/her deceptive nature. You have to be careful who's posterior you check out - that's all I'm saying.

$20 plus $6 shipping

Loaded! Wallet by Fred & Friends [via Fashionably Geek]

Mr. T Wallet

Mr. T Wallet = Awesomely Manly
Mr. T Man Bag = Acceptably Many
Mr. T Wallet + Mr. T Man Bag = Questionable

Wallet = $11, Man Bag = $20,
Shipping = $5, Awesome = Priceless

Mr T - Shut Up Fool Wallet and Man Bag via UberReview